a minimal-effort bio

A weaponized expulsion of breath designed to communicate that taking the bins out is akin to climbing Everest.

A rare, smooth collaborative planning session between partners that reaches full agreement without any disagreement at all.

A sudden, effective dissolution of tension in an argument caused entirely by an unplanned, well-timed joke.

Someone whose reliable recall of key dates quietly rescues the other partner from an entirely avoidable disaster.