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table-plan purgatory

noun phrase /tay-bul-plan-per-guh-tor-ee/

Definition

A social sentence served between the starter and dessert, seated next to a stranger with no shared interests whatsoever.

In use

“I was stuck in table-plan purgatory next to the groom's accountant for the whole reception.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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/tay-bul-plan-per-guh-tor-ee/

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