the phantom speed-camera

An irrational fear that every potato, turkey and mince pie will disappear forever.

A bizarre physiological reaction where you suddenly feel incredibly guilty despite having stolen absolutely nothing.

An adrenaline spike caused by the immediate, non-consensual threat of viewing a stranger's highly personal or explicit photographs.

A hollow, greasy regret experienced when a family-sized share bag is violently consumed by a single person on a Tuesday.