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the stealth fuck-off

noun phrase /thuh-stelth-fuk-off/

Definition

The highly efficient, guilt-free maneuver of abandoning a social event to go eat pizza in bed without navigating twenty goodbyes.

In use

“Everyone was ordering shots, so I executed the stealth fuck-off and got a taxi.”

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british life takeaways tea
Published 3 August 2026

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noun phrase
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/thuh-stelth-fuk-off/

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Everyday life

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