arsed-out

The state of being utterly destroyed, incapacitated, and profoundly unwell as a direct result of heavy drinking the previous night. A condition so severe it feels entireley unrectifiable.

The uniquely British act of seething with violent indignation while maintaining absolute silence and occasionally tutting.

A subtle space-invader who slowly inches so close behind you in a queue that you can feel their breath on your coat, mistakenly believing that violating personal boundary space will make the queue move faster.

An exceptionally tall individual whose immense height is paired with bizarre, uncoordinated movements, awkward social energy, and a general lack of spatial awareness.