Word · Discounts & loyalty
clubcardcunt
noun
/klub-kahd-kunt/
Definition
A customer who stands at the self-checkout, scans a pile of full-price groceries, and waits until the absolute final second to aggressively scan their Clubcard that instantly dropping the total by £15 while looking smugly at the person behind them in line.
In use
“He watched the price hit forty quid without blinking, hit pay, slapped down his Clubcard like an uno card, and walked off like a complete clubcardcunt.”
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Language
- Language form
- noun
- Pronunciation
- /klub-kahd-kunt/
Classification
- Life domain
- Everyday life
- Topic
- Shopping & retail
- More specifically
- Discounts & loyalty
History
- Published
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