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A profoundly irritating dog that spends its entire existence barking at thin air, chewing things it shouldn't, and causing absolute chaos the second you try to relax.

A person who insists on handling eight things at once and manages to fuck every single one with impressive consistency.

A person with a PhD in analyzing everyone else's bullshit while remaining completely blind to their own bullshit.

A walking, talking waste of oxygen who speaks with full confidence and zero brain activity. A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit, repeats it louder, and acts shocked when everyone rolls their eyes.