Dry-January-fibbing

The act of eating an entire tub of ice cream in a desperate attempt to heal your soul and numb your brain when you are completely sick and tired of everything.

It's when you're just too tired to give a shit anymore.

The sudden, overwhelming flare of extreme anger triggered when a specific environmental stimulus (such as fluorescent lighting, flickering screens, or repetitive low-frequency hums) pushes sensory processing past its breaking point.

The frantic, panic-inducing arithmetic performed in the middle of the night that only serves to keep you awake longer.