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infant-flattering

verb /in-funt-flat-er-ing/

Definition

The societal obligation to shower a squishy, potato-looking newborn with intense, fabricated adoration to appease a coworker.

In use

“I did some heavy infant-flattering even though the kid looked like Winston Churchill.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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verb
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/in-funt-flat-er-ing/

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