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spite-timing

verb /spyt-ty-ming/

Definition

The petty, mathematical mirroring of a delay in messaging to ensure you do not appear overly eager.

In use

“He took 45 minutes, so I am spite-timing him for exactly 46 minutes.”

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messaging procrastination
Published 3 August 2026

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