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stand-blindness

noun /stand-blynd-nes/

Definition

The dizzying, static-filled moment of near-fainting caused by getting off the sofa too enthusiastically.

In use

“I got severe stand-blindness and had to cling to the coffee table.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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noun
Pronunciation
/stand-blynd-nes/

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Everyday life

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