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wanker-cramps

noun /wang-ker-kramps/

Definition

A repetitive strain injury developed not from productivity or manual labor, but from relentlessly flicking a thumb over a glowing rectangle of garbage.

In use

“I got serious wanker-cramps trying to read all the comments on that drama thread.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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noun
Pronunciation
/wang-ker-kramps/

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Nature & animals

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