polite-a-phobia
The sudden panic when a stranger does something nice for you, and you are forced to say "cheers," "thank you," and "sorry" all within three seconds while walking away far too quickly.
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The sudden panic when a stranger does something nice for you, and you are forced to say "cheers," "thank you," and "sorry" all within three seconds while walking away far too quickly.
Read full entry →The act of eating an entire tub of ice cream in a desperate attempt to heal your soul and numb your brain when you are completely sick and tired of everything.
Read full entry →The irrational belief or hope that someone will somehow be less of a cunt this week, despite mountains of evidence proving otherwise.
Read full entry →When someone lies, exaggerates, or talks absolute nonsense so often it basically becomes part of their daily routine. They wake up, brush their teeth, avoid accountability, and start spreading bullshit like it's a morning wellness practice. At this point, it's not a mistake. It's a bullshitual.
Read full entry →It's when you're just too tired to give a shit anymore.
Read full entry →When you give zero fucks and no worries and you just let the shit show resume.
Read full entry →The desire to become a better bitch.
Read full entry →It's when you're pissed off and mystified at their stupidity at the same time.
Read full entry →The calm before everything goes to shit and you already know you're not going to care.
Read full entry →A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it.
Read full entry →Someone who spends their evening seething behind closed blinds, intensely watching their neighbours enjoy untaxed leisure time, loud midday gardens, and constant deliveries while they drag themselves through a 40-hour work week.
Read full entry →A fly that bounces repeatedly and aggressively against a wide-open pane of glass, entirely blind to the huge opening directly beside it.
Read full entry →The sudden, overwhelming flare of extreme anger triggered when a specific environmental stimulus (such as fluorescent lighting, flickering screens, or repetitive low-frequency hums) pushes sensory processing past its breaking point.
Read full entry →A profoundly useless, chaotic individual who manages to completely ruin or break everything they touch, converting simple tasks into total disasters through an unmatched combination of clumsiness and stupidity.
Read full entry →Avoiding direct criticism by acknowledging only the existence of the chosen approach.
Read full entry →Adding imaginary hope to an answer that is, in reality, a firm refusal.
Read full entry →An entirely theatrical pause suggesting options still exist.
Read full entry →A dramatic conversational build-up to an opinion that surprises absolutely nobody.
Read full entry →An irrational fear that every potato, turkey and mince pie will disappear forever.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to let a computer restart out of a paranoid fear that the new interface will be mildly annoying.
Read full entry →A bizarre physiological reaction where you suddenly feel incredibly guilty despite having stolen absolutely nothing.
Read full entry →The frantic, panic-inducing arithmetic performed in the middle of the night that only serves to keep you awake longer.
Read full entry →A cowardly, lazy act of household sabotage where the burden of rinsing and recycling plastic is passed to the next thirsty victim.
Read full entry →The deployment of a linguistic shield designed to absolve the speaker of all guilt before they absolutely annihilate someone's character.
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