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the 8am phone battle

noun phrase /thuh-ayt-ay-em-fohn-bat-ul/

Definition

A daily, high-stakes ritual of redialling repeatedly in a desperate bid to secure one of three available appointments.

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“I fought through the 8am phone battle and still didn't get through until half nine.”

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Published 3 August 2026

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