the duvet tug-of-war

A weaponized expulsion of breath designed to communicate that taking the bins out is akin to climbing Everest.

A rare, smooth collaborative planning session between partners that reaches full agreement without any disagreement at all.

A dating profile description offering almost no meaningful personal detail beyond height and generic hobbies.

A sudden, effective dissolution of tension in an argument caused entirely by an unplanned, well-timed joke.