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To frenetically throw groceries into a tote bag out of fear of causing a minor delay.
Read full entry →The physical struggle against a shopping cart with a single jammed, rogue castor.
Read full entry →The hypnotic compulsion to purchase bizarre, discounted hardware while doing a grocery shop.
Read full entry →To tactically navigate past the pet food to evade small talk with an old school friend.
Read full entry →The overconfidence of attempting to cradle fourteen grocery items in your bare arms.
Read full entry →A seemingly fast checkout lane that is entirely paralyzed by a complex customer service issue.
Read full entry →The public humiliation of a robotic voice accusing you of theft over a slightly heavy onion.
Read full entry →The act of checking a timepiece out of habit, then having to look again because you didn't process the numbers.
Read full entry →The bizarre neurological necessity of reducing audio input to improve visual concentration while parking.
Read full entry →To project digital amusement while experiencing absolutely zero physical emotion.
Read full entry →The deeply ingrained British instinct to ask forgiveness from a table leg.
Read full entry →To unconsciously accelerate your stride to avoid seeming like a target or a creep.
Read full entry →The irrational belief that multiple presses will somehow summon an elevator faster.
Read full entry →The split-second of horrific visual connection through poorly designed public toilet doors.
Read full entry →The linguistic gymnastics required to speak to an acquaintance without revealing you forgot their identity.
Read full entry →To prolong a conversation indefinitely because neither party knows the polite way to hang up.
Read full entry →To emit a fake, agreeable laugh in a noisy environment to hide your lack of comprehension.
Read full entry →The excruciating public embarrassment of intercepting a greeting not meant for you.
Read full entry →The awkwardness of forcing a stranger into a light jog because you held a door open too early.
Read full entry →The sudden, intense fascination with an empty lock screen to avoid eye contact on the high street.
Read full entry →The sudden wiping of short-term memory caused by crossing a domestic threshold.
Read full entry →The intense, accusatory sniffing a pet performs when you have patted a rival animal.
Read full entry →The unwavering feline belief that volume and mass are merely suggestions.
Read full entry →The legally binding vocal requirement when a canine elongates its front legs.
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