Life domain
Food, home, shopping, travel, weather and the routines of ordinary life.
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Broad classification for food & drink.
Broad classification for home & domestic life.
Broad classification for shopping & retail.
Broad classification for travel & transport.
Broad classification for money, admin & customer service.
Broad classification for weather, seasons & holidays.
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The desperate physical attempt to reclaim 10% of the blanket from a selfish, cocooned spouse who has rolled themselves into a burrito.
Read full entry →A sudden, catastrophic failure of muscle memory occurring at the worst possible moment while a line of people waits behind you.
Read full entry →The incredibly dangerous, high-speed intimidation tactic performed by a leased German car while you are already doing 75mph in the fast lane.
Read full entry →The psychological torment of anticipating standing in a stranger's armpit on the Central line for the next five days.
Read full entry →The stubborn choice to wrap yourself in a duvet on the sofa and complain about the temperature rather than admit defeat to the energy company.
Read full entry →The desperate, half-asleep mental arithmetic where you decide that brushing your hair is less important than eight more minutes of sleep.
Read full entry →The miserable, freezing 7 AM chore necessitated by losing the proper scraper tool and being too late for the defroster to work.
Read full entry →The humiliating physical contest between a hungry human and a tightly wound piece of metal, usually ending with a bruised palm and a tea towel.
Read full entry →The disgusting act of abandoning a cleaning implement at the bottom of a swampy sink until it smells like a dead animal.
Read full entry →The financially painful act of handing over extra money for a black coffee simply because the payment screen prompted you to.
Read full entry →A deceitful promise made to oneself to justify sitting on the sofa, ensuring a stressful, chaotic morning the next day.
Read full entry →The deliberate blindness applied to a domestic chore, eventually forcing the victim to wear swimming trunks to the supermarket.
Read full entry →A cold, damp tomb for ambitious dietary purchases, where celery and carrots slowly decompose into a brown sludge.
Read full entry →A devastating maternal falsehood used to avoid spending money at the drive-thru, culminating in a deeply disappointing meal.
Read full entry →The psychotic retention of greasy takeaway boxes, taking up an entire kitchen cupboard with unmatched lids and bottoms.
Read full entry →The distinctly British instinct to seek forgiveness from the very person who just assaulted your personal space in a pub.
Read full entry →A highly embarrassing lack of coordination when boarding the tube, forcing the victim to immediately pretend they meant to do a weird hop.
Read full entry →The absolute depths of weekend public transport despair, inflicted upon travelers when the rail network decides to do 'engineering works'.
Read full entry →The homicidal anger experienced when trying to walk past oblivious pedestrians wielding eye-level metal spikes in the drizzle.
Read full entry →The humiliating, flashing-red freeze where you stand helpless while other shoppers judge you for buying age-restricted medicine.
Read full entry →The unforgivable, socially treasonous act of sliding into the front of a line, instantly making you an enemy of the state.
Read full entry →The horrifying realization at the front of a queue that the establishment is engaged in tax evasion and you only have Apple Pay.
Read full entry →The explosive, involuntary string of profanities launched into the empty air of your car after hitting a deep asphalt trench.
Read full entry →The heart-stopping jolt of adrenaline when you try to change lanes and narrowly avoid flattening a grey hatchback.
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