snackcident
The unintended consumption of far more snacks than originally planned.
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Food, home, shopping, travel, weather and the routines of ordinary life.
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Broad classification for food & drink.
Broad classification for home & domestic life.
Broad classification for shopping & retail.
Broad classification for travel & transport.
Broad classification for money, admin & customer service.
Broad classification for weather, seasons & holidays.
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The unintended consumption of far more snacks than originally planned.
Read full entry →The misplaced belief that your chosen queue will move more quickly than all the others.
Read full entry →To repeatedly open the fridge in the hope that a different food option has somehow materialised.
Read full entry →The comforting fiction that food eaten after midnight still belongs to the previous day's meal plan.
Read full entry →Constructing elaborate nutritional arguments in favour of late-night kebab consumption.
Read full entry →A breakfast consisting entirely of refrigerated takeaway that somehow tastes even better than it did the night before.
Read full entry →Intentionally preserving takeaway leftovers for an unusually satisfying morning meal.
Read full entry →A minor takeaway error elevated to the status of national emergency.
Read full entry →Treating the absence of complimentary sauces as a significant emotional event.
Read full entry →Arguing about chilli intensity using entirely subjective evidence.
Read full entry →A state in which ordering has become so predictable that the menu serves no practical purpose.
Read full entry →Achieving complete culinary routine by permanently abandoning experimentation.
Read full entry →The unavoidable loss of several chips to someone who specifically claimed not to want any.
Read full entry →Declining an entire portion of chips while fully intending to consume another person's instead.
Read full entry →Employing negotiation, guilt and diplomacy to secure the final poppadom.
Read full entry →Greeting a delivery driver using GPS timing rather than the sound of the doorbell.
Read full entry →Obsessively reopening a food delivery tracker in the hope that the driver's icon has moved another few metres.
Read full entry →Pretending to deliberate despite having settled the matter long ago.
Read full entry →A hidden catalogue of unresolved annoyance disguised as reassurance.
Read full entry →A spectacular piece of understatement describing weather capable of freezing your eyebrows.
Read full entry →Reducing extreme weather conditions to a mildly inconvenient observation.
Read full entry →Introducing an entirely ordinary opinion as though it required exceptional courage to reveal.
Read full entry →Replacing direct criticism with a compliment so ambiguous it becomes an insult.
Read full entry →Attempting to navigate around an oblivious person while repeatedly apologising for their obstruction.
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