toss-apathy
The sheer laziness of failing to make a paper basketball shot and deciding it's the cleaner's problem.
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Food, home, shopping, travel, weather and the routines of ordinary life.
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The sheer laziness of failing to make a paper basketball shot and deciding it's the cleaner's problem.
Read full entry →The frantic, flailing martial arts performed when invisible silk hits your face.
Read full entry →The auditory measurement of liquid mass to avoid pouring dry cornflakes.
Read full entry →The crucial period of silence in a parked vehicle required to transition between work and home life.
Read full entry →The hypnotic state of mind achieved while aggressively cleaning one's molars before bed.
Read full entry →The subconscious leap over concrete divisions to avoid theoretical bad luck.
Read full entry →The precise thermal regulation technique involving a single exposed ankle in a cold room.
Read full entry →The violent jolt that travels up your spine when you step heavily onto a floor you thought was lower.
Read full entry →The covert adjustment of undergarments performed under the guise of scratching or stretching.
Read full entry →An unexplained burst of amusement that makes strangers back away slowly.
Read full entry →The instinct to softly pat the steering wheel after driving over a massive crater.
Read full entry →The intense rage caused by cables that inexplicably tied themselves into a sailor's knot in your pocket.
Read full entry →The lethal act of showering a succulent with affection and too much tap water.
Read full entry →The childish but completely involuntary alteration of your stride to preserve the structural integrity of the pavement.
Read full entry →The infuriating phenomenon of failing to visually process an object sitting in plain sight.
Read full entry →The shameful destruction of evidence following a severe snack lapse.
Read full entry →The consumption of a full meal in the late afternoon, entirely destroying your actual evening meal.
Read full entry →The stealthy avoidance of flatmates to ensure you can make toast in total, uninterrupted silence.
Read full entry →The phenomenon where your eyes track the words perfectly but your brain completely logs off.
Read full entry →The desperate olfactory assessment of laundry plucked from the 'chairdrobe'.
Read full entry →A tiptoeing technique so poorly executed it results in floorboards creaking louder than normal walking.
Read full entry →The paranoid suspension of respiration when walking closely past a stranger who coughed.
Read full entry →The shameful act of rescuing cardboard from the rubbish to double-check cooking times.
Read full entry →The futile act of repeatedly opening a refrigerator expecting the contents to have miraculously upgraded.
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