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A person who insists on handling eight things at once and manages to fuck every single one with impressive consistency.
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A person who insists on handling eight things at once and manages to fuck every single one with impressive consistency.
Read full entry →A barked, micromanaging command hurled across a call centre floor by a power-tripping manager to force an advisor off post-call administration and straight back into the queue, treating seconds spent documenting a customer case as pure laziness.
Read full entry →A ruthless, power-tripping cunt of a neighbour who runs a relentless, uninvited surveillance operation over the entire street, treating shared spaces like a high-security prison camp.
Read full entry →Someone called Karen, is horrible and acts like a cunt and often can be seen acting aggressively toward service workers, neighbours, or random bystanders.
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