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Entries relating to shopping.
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A subtle space-invader who slowly inches so close behind you in a queue that you can feel their breath on your coat, mistakenly believing that violating personal boundary space will make the queue move faster.
Read full entry →To moisten your fingertips in order to open a stubborn produce bag.
Read full entry →A joke repeated so frequently to shop staff that it has long since ceased to be original.
Read full entry →The mental arithmetic involved in extracting maximum value from a supermarket meal deal.
Read full entry →To leave unwanted shopping items wherever convenient rather than returning them to the correct place.
Read full entry →To press a self-checkout touchscreen with increasing force in the belief that it will become more responsive.
Read full entry →Apparently unable to recognise obvious signs that someone works in a shop.
Read full entry →An unintentionally embarrassing family revelation made by a child while shopping.
Read full entry →Complete confidence that a shelf label displayed a cheaper price despite all evidence to the contrary.
Read full entry →To leave a trolley blocking an aisle while making a shopping decision.
Read full entry →The sudden inability to remember where your payment method is until the exact moment you need it.
Read full entry →To unintentionally expand a small shopping trip into a much larger one.
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