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Entries relating to social media.
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The psychopathic, 3 AM digital excavation of a loved one's tagged photos to find an ex you can negatively compare yourself to.
Read full entry →A deeply embarrassing relative who uses social media exclusively to broadcast unhinged, easily disprovable garbage to everyone you know.
Read full entry →The hollow, performative posting of black squares or infographics to protect your personal brand rather than enacting actual change.
Read full entry →A catatonic, drooling condition where your attention span is reduced to three seconds and you have consumed zero meaningful information.
Read full entry →The digital art of flooding a forum or timeline with absurd, meaningless content simply to annoy people taking the internet too seriously.
Read full entry →A pathetic individual who adopts a highly aggressive, macho persona online to compensate for their crippling timidity in the real world.
Read full entry →The manipulative, attention-seeking practice of writing dramatic statuses like 'Some people are just fake' and refusing to elaborate.
Read full entry →An anti-social menace who forces a captive audience on a bus or train to listen to their terrible music, video calls, or scrolling algorithms.
Read full entry →The addictive, mindless muscle memory of exiting a social media feed only to immediately launch it again.
Read full entry →The complete blanking of intent that occurs the moment the home screen appears.
Read full entry →The catastrophic double-tap that alerts someone you were deeply stalking their past.
Read full entry →The terror that a friend will scroll past the intended picture into weird memes or selfies.
Read full entry →The muscle memory that causes you to open a social app the second you close it.
Read full entry →The dictionary is still being written
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