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Broad classification for family & parenting.
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The arrogant, human defiance of algorithmic perfection, resulting in a 40-minute detour down a single-lane tractor path.
Read full entry →A heavy, theatrical exhalation of air and vocal strain required to lower an aging human body onto a sofa.
Read full entry →A transparently terrible management technique used by cowards who want to tell you your work is garbage without causing a scene.
Read full entry →The agonizingly slow physical retreat from a household, hindered by a host who refuses to stop introducing new topics.
Read full entry →A crippling physical and mental fatigue resulting not from alcohol, but from prolonged exposure to a deeply toxic or draining human being.
Read full entry →The pathetic, soul-destroying pursuit of algorithmic validation, usually involving a tripod, public dancing, or harassing minimum-wage workers.
Read full entry →The cowardly parental tactic of pushing an inevitable tantrum further down the timeline.
Read full entry →An embarrassing, squeaky vocal register humans adopt involuntarily when addressing anything fluffy.
Read full entry →The horrifying moment during a formal introduction when you realize you have no idea who you are pointing at.
Read full entry →The conversational purgatory of thinking a call has ended, only for a new topic to be introduced.
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