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straddle-parking

verb /strad-ul-par-king/

Definition

The profoundly arrogant positioning of a German vehicle over a white dividing line to protect it from the peasantry.

In use

“Some absolute weapon was straddle-parking outside Tesco to protect his paint job.”

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driving queues
Published 3 August 2026

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/strad-ul-par-king/

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