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Broad classification for relationships & dating.
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The deployment of a single, dismissive consonant designed to completely invalidate someone's feelings and win an argument through sheer apathy.
Read full entry →The toxic relationship habit of claiming you have no preference for food, only to brutally reject every single option presented.
Read full entry →A weaponized expulsion of breath designed to communicate that taking the bins out is akin to climbing Everest.
Read full entry →The cowardly, relationship-preserving delay tactic of offering vague optimism to kill an argument about visiting their parents.
Read full entry →The British art of attaching a single lowercase kiss to a message to signify that you are currently vibrating with unadulterated rage.
Read full entry →A rare, smooth collaborative planning session between partners that reaches full agreement without any disagreement at all.
Read full entry →A dating profile description offering almost no meaningful personal detail beyond height and generic hobbies.
Read full entry →A sudden, effective dissolution of tension in an argument caused entirely by an unplanned, well-timed joke.
Read full entry →Someone whose reliable recall of key dates quietly rescues the other partner from an entirely avoidable disaster.
Read full entry →Achieving a rare, comfortable equilibrium in messaging frequency that satisfies both partners' communication needs.
Read full entry →Someone who communicates deep affection almost exclusively through practical acts of maintenance and repair.
Read full entry →An uncomfortable, well-meaning nudge from extended family regarding the formal progression of a relationship.
Read full entry →Habitually smoothing over a chaotic breakup with an overly neat, deliberately vague explanatory phrase.
Read full entry →A rare, refreshingly straightforward relationship dynamic in which stated feelings can simply be taken at face value.
Read full entry →The mortifying realisation that a private disagreement has just been broadcast in full to an entirely unrelated household.
Read full entry →The generous, affectionate act of genuinely reacting to a partner's familiar joke purely out of continued love for them.
Read full entry →The uncontrolled escalation of a date conversation into extended, unsolicited detail about a previous relationship.
Read full entry →A small, spontaneous image sent purely to signal that a partner crossed someone's mind during their day.
Read full entry →A spontaneous, loyal act of standing up for a partner in a dispute, delivered without any need to be asked first.
Read full entry →Two partners who communicate through a set of established references and phrases unintelligible to outsiders.
Read full entry →A silent, mutual understanding between partners about their genuine, matching opinion of a friend's new significant other.
Read full entry →A dating profile featuring images significantly outdated compared to the person's current appearance.
Read full entry →Habitually and confidently finishing a partner's anecdote, occasionally with details that aren't entirely accurate.
Read full entry →A small but meaningful act of selflessness, expressed entirely through the sacrifice of the final, most desirable chip.
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