the bassline regret
The devastating clarity that hits at 1 AM when the music is too loud, your feet hurt, and you just want a cup of tea.
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Food, home, shopping, travel, weather and the routines of ordinary life.
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Broad classification for food & drink.
Broad classification for home & domestic life.
Broad classification for shopping & retail.
Broad classification for travel & transport.
Broad classification for money, admin & customer service.
Broad classification for weather, seasons & holidays.
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The devastating clarity that hits at 1 AM when the music is too loud, your feet hurt, and you just want a cup of tea.
Read full entry →A claustrophobic, humid descent into hell experienced twice a day by city workers trapped in an unventilated metal tube.
Read full entry →A fiercely opinionated, entirely uneducated local patron who traps innocent drinkers in endless conversations about chemtrails and the government.
Read full entry →The aggressive, deeply uncomfortable breaching of a stranger's personal bubble at an ATM or supermarket till.
Read full entry →A broad categorization for any action involving terrible parking, loud chewing, or playing music without headphones on a train.
Read full entry →The soul-crushing realization that a damp, one-bedroom shed costs twelve times your annual salary.
Read full entry →A deeply unfulfilled individual who compensates for their lack of real-world control by banning people for minor infractions on a niche forum.
Read full entry →A rare, mystical, and deeply satisfying gastrointestinal event resulting in a completely pristine first wipe.
Read full entry →The hypocritical, profit-driven co-opting of social justice movements by soulless brands to distract from their own horrifying ethics.
Read full entry →A digital invoice that destroys a friendship, driven by a psychopathic level of penny-pinching and an inability to let things go.
Read full entry →A financial penalty incurred not through malice, but through sheer, arrogant stupidity and the belief that rules don't apply to you.
Read full entry →The reckless consumption of alcohol leading to the demolition of social filters, resulting in vicious, honest family confrontations.
Read full entry →A state of affairs, usually involving price gouging, extreme cheek, or blatant disrespect, that crosses the line into mockery.
Read full entry →A sickeningly transparent attempt to disguise a boast as a complaint, instantly marking the speaker as an insufferable narcissist.
Read full entry →An invisible, compensatory markup added to a freelance invoice solely to cover the emotional damage inflicted by a nightmare customer.
Read full entry →The highly efficient, guilt-free maneuver of abandoning a social event to go eat pizza in bed without navigating twenty goodbyes.
Read full entry →The agonizing experience of being trapped behind a group of tourists or slow pedestrians who drift side-to-side, blocking all passing routes.
Read full entry →An anti-social menace who forces a captive audience on a bus or train to listen to their terrible music, video calls, or scrolling algorithms.
Read full entry →The deliberate and highly satisfying act of reading Reddit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb, purely to punish your employer.
Read full entry →The physical attempt to jump-start a stalled brain by pivoting helplessly in the center of the kitchen.
Read full entry →The insidious, unpunished theft of potato products by someone who explicitly declined to order their own.
Read full entry →A battle of wills where two partners refuse to leave the warmth of the bed to flick a switch.
Read full entry →The act of giving a vigorous thumbs up with a mouth full of dry, overcooked chicken.
Read full entry →The structural failure of a baked good resulting in a tragic, sugary splash into a hot beverage.
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