debate-wanker
An insufferable contrarian who derives sexual pleasure from manufacturing arguments about mundane topics just to sound intellectual.
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An insufferable contrarian who derives sexual pleasure from manufacturing arguments about mundane topics just to sound intellectual.
Read full entry →The terrifying, silent period following a vehicular crater-strike where the driver waits to hear if a wheel is about to detach.
Read full entry →The profoundly arrogant positioning of a German vehicle over a white dividing line to protect it from the peasantry.
Read full entry →An unparalleled, almost holy physical relief experienced when peeling soggy cotton from pruned feet after stepping in a puddle.
Read full entry →The humiliating public cleanup required when local wildlife tears open a cheap bin bag, exposing your dietary habits to the street.
Read full entry →The channeling of homicidal relationship anger into highly aggressive, spotless domestic sanitation.
Read full entry →The aggressive, deafening clattering of ceramics in a sink designed to induce maximum guilt in whoever is sitting on the sofa.
Read full entry →The risky, bachelor-pad olfactory test performed on discarded laundry to delay putting the washing machine on.
Read full entry →A catatonic, existential state of mind experienced while dripping wet on the edge of the bed, lacking the will to put on underwear.
Read full entry →The aggressive, deeply anti-social broadcasting of a private WhatsApp conversation to an entire carriage of innocent train passengers.
Read full entry →A post-2020 sociological terror where clearing a tickle in your throat on public transport makes you feel like a biological terrorist.
Read full entry →A highly selective domestic visual impairment where flatmates pretend not to see a mountain of bean tins balancing on the lid.
Read full entry →A deeply infuriating four-minute audio file consisting mostly of indicator clicks, swearing at traffic, and heavy breathing.
Read full entry →The paralyzing shame of making eye contact with a freezing cyclist who just cycled four miles to deliver you a single portion of chips.
Read full entry →A devastating cycle of executive dysfunction where transitioning between wet and dry environments feels like moving mountains.
Read full entry →A financial extortion incurred when caught in a city center with a full bladder and zero public amenities.
Read full entry →A calculated, strategic vomit executed by British binge-drinkers to reset their stomach capacity and return to the dancefloor.
Read full entry →The narcissistic, deeply annoying habit of immediately invalidating a colleague's cold by boasting about a severe flu you had in 2019.
Read full entry →A visceral, physical flinch performed while unlocking a financial app after a night of reckless, alcohol-fueled contactless payments.
Read full entry →A profoundly miserable individual who systematically destroys any joyful atmosphere by forcibly injecting depressing personal admin into the conversation.
Read full entry →The unironic act of treating a routine supermarket trip with a partner as a satisfying, enjoyable shared outing.
Read full entry →Instinctively saying sorry after a dispute, regardless of whether they were actually in the right the whole time.
Read full entry →Deliberately extending a journey for no practical reason, purely to prolong quality time or an unfinished conversation.
Read full entry →A rigid, sometimes tense division of domestic duties in which neither partner will voluntarily cross into the other's assigned tasks.
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