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Entries relating to computers.
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A breakfast consisting entirely of refrigerated takeaway that somehow tastes even better than it did the night before.
Read full entry →A state in which ordering has become so predictable that the menu serves no practical purpose.
Read full entry →An uncomfortable few seconds spent watching the driver slowly walk towards your already open door.
Read full entry →An entirely theatrical pause suggesting options still exist.
Read full entry →Ending discussion of an avoidable disaster by pretending it was somehow inevitable.
Read full entry →A brief period of misplaced optimism that inevitably ends with people shivering again.
Read full entry →Retelling an objectively miserable holiday as though it were an unforgettable success.
Read full entry →A traffic queue created entirely by people believing there wouldn't be any traffic.
Read full entry →Passionately enforcing an entirely personal opinion on the acceptable date for festive decorations.
Read full entry →Settling for a lunch option that is merely acceptable rather than desirable.
Read full entry →An unexplained force compelling shoppers to inspect inflatable kayaks and welding masks.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to let a computer restart out of a paranoid fear that the new interface will be mildly annoying.
Read full entry →A state of voluntary immobility entered into because disturbing a slumbering animal is deemed morally unacceptable.
Read full entry →A hyper-focused, agonizingly slow data entry that inevitably results in an 'Incorrect Password' error and a locked account.
Read full entry →The violent, highly satisfying physical closure of a work computer, signifying the absolute end of your corporate compliance for the day.
Read full entry →A deafening, percussive hammering of a laptop keyboard designed to emit an aura of intense hostility across an open-plan office.
Read full entry →A catastrophic slip of the mouse that permanently broadcasts your desperate, late-night professional stalking to someone you haven't spoken to since 2018.
Read full entry →An unsolicited, uneditable audio monologue sent by a friend who wrongly believes their daily commute is fascinating content.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to let a computer restart out of a paranoid fear that the new font will look slightly different.
Read full entry →A fraction of a second of dead quiet across a crowded room, immediately followed by 50 grown men ironically cheering.
Read full entry →The stubborn, dangerous refusal to restart a laptop out of fear that the new interface will be mildly annoying.
Read full entry →A 15-minute purgatory where Windows forces you to stare at a spinning circle, delaying the misery of your inbox.
Read full entry →The desperate, pathetic attempt to inject personality into a soulless corporate check-in by brandishing a confused animal at the webcam.
Read full entry →A sudden spike in blood pressure caused by a notification that inevitably precedes a rent increase or a complaint about a bin bag.
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