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The instantaneous, violent closure of a browser tab when a website demands your email, your ad-blocker disabled, and your soul to read a recipe.
Read full entry →A person who, upon entering a negative emotional state, systematically disseminates hostility, manufactured drama, and unnecessary tension to everyone in their immediate vicinity.
Read full entry →The insidious, unpunished theft of potato products by someone who explicitly declined to order their own.
Read full entry →The frantic scramble to hit Ctrl+Shift+T after accidentally extinguishing a crucial piece of research.
Read full entry →The uncontrollable instinct to seek forgiveness from a coffee table after stubbing your own toe on it.
Read full entry →The feline assertion of dominance over a human's primary source of income by using it as a heated bed.
Read full entry →The hyper-focused, agonizingly slow data entry that inevitably results in an 'Incorrect Password' error.
Read full entry →An insurmountable physiological barrier reached after consuming too much fried food out of a cardboard box.
Read full entry →The cowardly parental tactic of pushing an inevitable tantrum further down the timeline.
Read full entry →The instant evaporation of intent that occurs the second Google loads on a screen.
Read full entry →The strategic dispatch of a pointless message at dawn to establish a false narrative of extreme productivity.
Read full entry →The maddening tech loop where you forget your login, only to discover you were trying to change it to what it already was.
Read full entry →A state of voluntary paralysis entered into because disturbing a slumbering animal is morally unacceptable.
Read full entry →A glitch in the human nervous system that perfectly mimics the sensation of an incoming text message.
Read full entry →The physical struggle with a computer connection that defies the basic laws of geometry.
Read full entry →A horrifying, knotted mass of HDMI cables and power cords that has achieved sentience.
Read full entry →A common psychological trick where purchasing healthy greens offsets the guilt of a terrible diet, before letting them rot.
Read full entry →The depressing act of consuming a sandwich over a laptop, thereby ruining the spacebar mechanism forever.
Read full entry →The inherently British reflex of saying 'sorry' to inanimate objects following a collision.
Read full entry →A passive-aggressive interior design maneuver used to establish ownership of the best spot on the sofa.
Read full entry →The deliberate, slow-motion destruction of property by a feline asserting dominance.
Read full entry →The mutual, unspoken agreement to completely ignore a rogue droplet of saliva hitting a table.
Read full entry →The inability to correctly orient a simple rectangular plug on the first or second attempt.
Read full entry →The highly uncomfortable sensation of a deep inhalation being ruined by someone asking you a question.
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