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Entries relating to driving.
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The masochistic pursuit of terrible media, driven entirely by the desire to write furious, multi-paragraph rants on Reddit.
Read full entry →A measurement denoting absolute zero, specifically relating to motivation, productivity, or caring about your job after lunch.
Read full entry →The catastrophic wall of digital demands that instantly neutralizes any relaxation gained from taking time off work.
Read full entry →The hypocritical, profit-driven co-opting of social justice movements by soulless brands to distract from their own horrifying ethics.
Read full entry →A digital invoice that destroys a friendship, driven by a psychopathic level of penny-pinching and an inability to let things go.
Read full entry →A financial penalty incurred not through malice, but through sheer, arrogant stupidity and the belief that rules don't apply to you.
Read full entry →A sickeningly transparent attempt to disguise a boast as a complaint, instantly marking the speaker as an insufferable narcissist.
Read full entry →The desperate, petty pursuit of internet facts during a pub argument, driven purely by the desire to utterly humiliate a mate.
Read full entry →The crippling, nauseating anxiety experienced upon waking up hungover and realizing you were active on WhatsApp at 3 AM.
Read full entry →An unwarranted, non-consensual jump-scare delivered via direct message, proving the sender possesses zero social intelligence.
Read full entry →A spiritual awakening that occurs around 3 PM on a Friday, wherein professional consequences cease to hold any psychological weight.
Read full entry →An anti-social menace who forces a captive audience on a bus or train to listen to their terrible music, video calls, or scrolling algorithms.
Read full entry →A canine Oscar-winning performance designed to convince a second human that the first human forgot breakfast.
Read full entry →A malicious household violation where the burden of cardboard disposal is forcefully passed to the next person.
Read full entry →The hyper-focused, agonizingly slow data entry that inevitably results in an 'Incorrect Password' error.
Read full entry →An insurmountable physiological barrier reached after consuming too much fried food out of a cardboard box.
Read full entry →A high-stress manual dexterity test performed under the glaring judgment of a cashier and a queue of strangers.
Read full entry →The risky conversational gamble of consenting to an unknown statement based purely on the speaker's tone of voice.
Read full entry →The lethal feline strategy of executing a figure-eight around the ankles of a human holding boiling soup.
Read full entry →The deceitful storage of a container holding only two drops of liquid, shifting the bin-trip to the next person.
Read full entry →A loud, flashing notification alerting the entire supermarket that you failed to correctly scan a carrot.
Read full entry →A malicious act of household laziness that legally transfers the responsibility of a cardboard cylinder to the next occupant.
Read full entry →The single designated space in a kitchen for items that possess no logical category but cannot legally be thrown away.
Read full entry →The terrifying uncertainty of whether your microphone is broadcasting your heavy breathing to the entire company.
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