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A corporate fabrication designed to cover up the fact that you read the message, hated it, and ignored it until guilt set in.
Read full entry →The nosy, highly entertaining act of invading a stranger's digital privacy to read their relationship drama.
Read full entry →A corporate email closer that washes the sender's hands of all responsibility until the recipient decides to reply.
Read full entry →The theatrical, aggressive striking of keys to project an aura of intense productivity while reading Reddit.
Read full entry →The physical expulsion of a mobile device immediately after dispatching a highly vulnerable or controversial message.
Read full entry →The digital equivalent of running to the teacher, executed by insecure employees trying to cover their own mistakes.
Read full entry →Being so heavily under the influence of alcohol that all logic, dignity, and self-preservation instincts are entirely bypassed.
Read full entry →The careless detonation of 5,000 notifications across an entire corporation by someone who does not understand how email works.
Read full entry →A cruel form of psychological torture where the promise of a lengthy, meaningful reply is abruptly dashed by a single letter.
Read full entry →The relentless, parasocial hovering of an uninvited internet male trying to force a connection through sheer volume of notifications.
Read full entry →The deployment of a single, dismissive consonant to completely invalidate another person's emotional vulnerability and end the argument.
Read full entry →The infuriating, dangerously stupid act of creating a human bottleneck at a mechanical exit point because you received a WhatsApp message.
Read full entry →The weaponization of basic grammar in an instant message to signify that the conversation is over and you hate the recipient.
Read full entry →The gleeful, malicious injection of a highly debatable topic into a peaceful environment for the pure entertainment of watching people fight.
Read full entry →The covert digital assassination of a coworker's character while maintaining a perfectly blank, professional facial expression.
Read full entry →The crippling, nauseating anxiety experienced upon waking up hungover and realizing you were active on WhatsApp at 3 AM.
Read full entry →An unwarranted, non-consensual jump-scare delivered via direct message, proving the sender possesses zero social intelligence.
Read full entry →The ultimate power move of tapping 'Leave Group' in the middle of a massive argument and offering absolutely zero explanation.
Read full entry →A euphoric, intoxicating rush of dopamine triggered by a text message stating a friend is 'too sick' to go out tonight.
Read full entry →The heart-stopping fear that a friend will see a screenshot of their own text message from three years ago.
Read full entry →The hyper-focused, agonizingly slow data entry that inevitably results in an 'Incorrect Password' error.
Read full entry →The agonizing wait while holding your phone out for a friend, analyzing their face for the anticipated reaction.
Read full entry →A digital crutch used when actual emotional intelligence fails, usually taking the form of a praying-hands icon.
Read full entry →The digital equivalent of walking away while someone is still talking, using a positive emoji as a weapon.
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