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The desperate physical attempt to reclaim 10% of the blanket from a selfish, cocooned spouse who has rolled themselves into a burrito.
Read full entry →The selfish placing of unsorted mail, dead batteries, or random screwdrivers on a shared surface for a partner to deal with.
Read full entry →The selfish, nocturnal theft of shared bedcovers, leaving the other occupant shivering and exposed to the freezing bedroom air.
Read full entry →A deceitful errand run to secure a brief sanctuary of peace inside a parked car away from your family.
Read full entry →The agonizing position of nodding blankly while an un-self-aware bore explains crypto to you in the corner of a kitchen.
Read full entry →The blood-sucking strategy of attaching oneself to competent people and taking full credit for their sleepless nights and hard work.
Read full entry →A deeply infuriating individual who constantly drains your emotional energy by soliciting your wisdom, only to do the exact opposite of what you suggested.
Read full entry →The insidious, unpunished theft of potato products by someone who explicitly declined to order their own.
Read full entry →A battle of wills where two partners refuse to leave the warmth of the bed to flick a switch.
Read full entry →A canine Oscar-winning performance designed to convince a second human that the first human forgot breakfast.
Read full entry →A shared, catatonic state where a couple exists in the same room but entirely different algorithmic universes.
Read full entry →A silent battle of endurance where two partners pretend to be asleep to avoid leaving the duvet.
Read full entry →A malicious act of household laziness that legally transfers the responsibility of a cardboard cylinder to the next occupant.
Read full entry →The cowardly concession of allowing an ugly lamp into the living room to avoid a weekend-long argument.
Read full entry →The unconscious, selfish acquisition of extra head support at the expense of a loved one's neck alignment.
Read full entry →A covert domestic battle where partners incrementally turn the dial up and down without speaking.
Read full entry →A localized loss of vision that prevents you from locating condiments until someone else points them out.
Read full entry →The mandatory seizure of chips by someone who famously claimed they only wanted a salad.
Read full entry →The telepathic anticipation of a partner's dining needs, forged over years of eating together.
Read full entry →A mutual, non-verbal look shared between partners that initiates a stealthy exit from a social gathering.
Read full entry →The nocturnal, unconscious theft of shared bedcovers, leaving the victim exposed to the elements.
Read full entry →The high-stakes game of investigating an ex's 2017 holiday album with sweaty thumbs.
Read full entry →The shameful destruction of evidence following a severe snack lapse.
Read full entry →The act of passing a suspicious dairy product to a partner for a second opinion.
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