the pity wank
A deeply depressing, mechanical act of self-love performed on a Sunday afternoon simply because there is nothing good on television.
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A deeply depressing, mechanical act of self-love performed on a Sunday afternoon simply because there is nothing good on television.
Read full entry →An invisible, compensatory markup added to a freelance invoice solely to cover the emotional damage inflicted by a nightmare customer.
Read full entry →A terrifying two-word message that immediately convinces the recipient that someone has died or they are being fired.
Read full entry →The uniquely British phenomenon of experiencing four completely different climates in a single Tuesday.
Read full entry →The mandatory double-click required to ensure barbecue implements are functional.
Read full entry →The precise thermal regulation technique involving a single exposed ankle in a cold room.
Read full entry →To persist in watching a terrible movie purely because you've already invested an hour.
Read full entry →Mentally and physically exhausted by having too many scheduled commitments.
Read full entry →To leave home without a coat despite an obviously uncertain forecast.
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