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The collective belief that cooking outdoors somehow changes the air temperature by several degrees.
Read full entry →The optimistic British tradition of firing up the barbecue at the first faint hint of warmth, regardless of the actual weather.
Read full entry →The covert, incremental adjustment of household climate controls to avoid initiating a massive argument about heating bills.
Read full entry →Overwhelmed with sudden, near-instantaneous demand the moment even mild sunshine appears above a beer garden.
Read full entry →Prone to enthusiastically overstating mild sunshine as intense heat by British meteorological standards.
Read full entry →The unrelenting, hypocritical British pastime of expressing total dissatisfaction with literally any atmospheric condition.
Read full entry →The exhausting, bicep-burning fight against a rogue supermarket wheel that desires only to crash into the frozen peas.
Read full entry →The theatrical performance of receiving a fake text message to justify turning 180 degrees in the street so strangers don't think you're lost.
Read full entry →A bitter domestic war of attrition resulting in one person sweating and the other wearing a heavy coat indoors.
Read full entry →The suffocating, sweat-inducing nightmare of taking the London Underground wrapped in winter clothing with zero ventilation.
Read full entry →A relentlessly dull individual whose entire personality has been replaced by macros, deadlifts, and unasked-for nutritional advice.
Read full entry →An unprompted, twenty-minute lecture delivered with unearned confidence about a podcast, cryptocurrency, or basic human logic.
Read full entry →The financially irresponsible act of adjusting the heating rather than dressing appropriately.
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