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A rare, near-perfect synchronisation of takeaway logistics and television scheduling.
Read full entry →A fierce, semi-serious regional dispute over the correct topping for chips that has ended actual friendships.
Read full entry →The nationwide, adrenaline-soaked act of making an institution appear flawless with less than two hours' notice.
Read full entry →The malicious, calorie-dense ingestion of food driven purely by hatred and a desire for dominance over shared resources.
Read full entry →A catastrophic domestic landslide caused by hoarding cheap takeaway tubs without any structural integrity.
Read full entry →A purely theoretical commitment to eating only kale and running 5k, instantly destroyed the moment a coworker brings in doughnuts.
Read full entry →The psychotic retention of greasy takeaway boxes, taking up an entire kitchen cupboard with unmatched lids and bottoms.
Read full entry →The horrifying realization at the front of a queue that the establishment is engaged in tax evasion and you only have Apple Pay.
Read full entry →The degrading realization that your hard work and unpaid overtime is being compensated with cheap takeaway food instead of money.
Read full entry →The pathetic corporate strategy of buying cheap Domino's instead of giving employees a pay rise or addressing burnout.
Read full entry →The masochistic British habit of rejecting food you crave, solely to appear generous and well-mannered.
Read full entry →The highly efficient, guilt-free maneuver of abandoning a social event to go eat pizza in bed without navigating twenty goodbyes.
Read full entry →An insurmountable physiological barrier reached after consuming too much fried food out of a cardboard box.
Read full entry →A domestic monument to procrastination consisting of bank statements, takeaway menus, and final warnings.
Read full entry →A culinary robbery conducted under the thin veil of democratic sharing.
Read full entry →The single designated space in a kitchen for items that possess no logical category but cannot legally be thrown away.
Read full entry →The vague, informal ledger kept in a relationship regarding who bought the last takeaway versus who paid for the cinema.
Read full entry →The unapologetic, dominant seizure of the final piece of shared food while asserting dominance.
Read full entry →A clandestine meal consumed over the kitchen sink at midnight, usually consisting of cold leftovers.
Read full entry →The futile act of repeatedly opening a refrigerator expecting the contents to have miraculously upgraded.
Read full entry →The collection of paper leaflets for restaurants you will only ever order from via an app.
Read full entry →The momentary searing of your eyebrows when checking on a pizza too closely.
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