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Entries relating to winter.
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A breakfast consisting entirely of refrigerated takeaway that somehow tastes even better than it did the night before.
Read full entry →Reducing extreme weather conditions to a mildly inconvenient observation.
Read full entry →Introducing an entirely ordinary opinion as though it required exceptional courage to reveal.
Read full entry →Filling a suitcase with clothing for sunshine, frost, wind and torrential rain all at once.
Read full entry →The narcissistic, deeply annoying habit of immediately invalidating a colleague's cold by boasting about a severe flu you had in 2019.
Read full entry →A short-lived, genuinely joyful shift in mood triggered by the year's first significant snowfall.
Read full entry →A rare instance where predicted snowfall actually materialises exactly as promised, delighting an entire skeptical nation.
Read full entry →The predictable collapse of a self-imposed rule against early festive music, usually within the first cold snap.
Read full entry →The pointless but delightful act of tracing letters or shapes with a lit sparkler purely for a fleeting moment of light.
Read full entry →A rare, perfectly timed pastry victory achieved by nothing more than sheer good fortune.
Read full entry →A recurring, entirely unwanted cold call disguised as market research, always somehow named Dave.
Read full entry →A sudden burst of pure, unearned joy delivered via a single automated text message about school closures.
Read full entry →A rising sense of financial and thermal dread triggered by an unfamiliar mechanical noise in the airing cupboard.
Read full entry →The unrelenting, hypocritical British pastime of expressing total dissatisfaction with literally any atmospheric condition.
Read full entry →The plague-spreading refusal to work from home, utilized by a martyr who insists on infecting the entire open-plan desk block.
Read full entry →The miserable, freezing 7 AM chore necessitated by losing the proper scraper tool and being too late for the defroster to work.
Read full entry →The disgusting act of abandoning a cleaning implement at the bottom of a swampy sink until it smells like a dead animal.
Read full entry →A cold, damp tomb for ambitious dietary purchases, where celery and carrots slowly decompose into a brown sludge.
Read full entry →The lazy, deceitful act of submerging a lasagna dish in cold water to avoid the physical labor of actually washing it.
Read full entry →The freezing, furious impotence of sitting in an icy car at 7 AM waiting for the heater to clear a letterbox-sized hole to see through.
Read full entry →The pathetic, culturally ingrained need to ask for forgiveness when asserting your basic consumer rights.
Read full entry →The suffocating, sweat-inducing nightmare of taking the London Underground wrapped in winter clothing with zero ventilation.
Read full entry →A claustrophobic, humid descent into hell experienced twice a day by city workers trapped in an unventilated metal tube.
Read full entry →A silent battle of endurance where two partners pretend to be asleep to avoid leaving the duvet.
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