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Broad classification for food & drink.
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The structural failure of cheap plastic right as you lift rubbish over the kitchen floor.
Read full entry →The collection of paper leaflets for restaurants you will only ever order from via an app.
Read full entry →The unpleasant surprise of tipping a mug back and receiving lukewarm leaf-water.
Read full entry →The highly dangerous practice of extracting stuck bread with metal cutlery.
Read full entry →The momentary searing of your eyebrows when checking on a pizza too closely.
Read full entry →The structural failure of a baked good resulting in a sludgy ruin at the bottom of a mug.
Read full entry →An irrational psychological preference for one receptacle over all identical others.
Read full entry →The covert consumption of the final piece of food to avoid replacing it.
Read full entry →The tense act of stopping the microwave at 0:01 to prevent waking the household.
Read full entry →The act of deliberately measuring water so you don't have to offer tea to anyone else.
Read full entry →The amnesia that strikes the exact moment the refrigerator light turns on.
Read full entry →The cruel repositioning of a layout that causes you to click an ad instead of the intended button.
Read full entry →Mentally prepared to consume food despite lacking any genuine physical hunger.
Read full entry →A conversational response used when it makes no logical sense.
Read full entry →To voluntarily give someone the final piece of food despite wanting it yourself.
Read full entry →For reasons best addressed after tea has been made.
Read full entry →With particular attention to the availability of food.
Read full entry →Without looking away from a screen, even while performing another task.
Read full entry →The close observation of human food by a hopeful pet.
Read full entry →To eat small amounts directly from the fridge instead of making a meal.
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