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Broad classification for home & domestic life.
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The chaotic collapse of improperly stacked food containers when a cupboard door is opened.
Read full entry →The lazy abdication of household responsibility, leaving the cardboard tube for the next victim.
Read full entry →The frustrating attempt to clean one's hands under an aggressively eco-friendly, low-pressure tap.
Read full entry →The failure of a casually thrown piece of rubbish, usually resulting in having to get up anyway.
Read full entry →The act of purchasing literature purely to make yourself look smarter to houseguests.
Read full entry →The lazy friction method of removing footwear without engaging the hands.
Read full entry →A brilliant, devastating retort that arrives entirely too late to be of any use.
Read full entry →The refusal to consume the final centimeter of a drink due to a fear of backwash or dregs.
Read full entry →The complete erasure of intent caused by passing through a doorframe.
Read full entry →The utter failure to realize your vision is already corrected while hunting for spectacles.
Read full entry →The sudden uncertainty regarding whether you've already applied shampoo, leading to a double wash.
Read full entry →The resistance to changing states, whether from dry to wet or wet to dry.
Read full entry →The sheer laziness of failing to make a paper basketball shot and deciding it's the cleaner's problem.
Read full entry →The frantic, flailing martial arts performed when invisible silk hits your face.
Read full entry →The hypnotic state of mind achieved while aggressively cleaning one's molars before bed.
Read full entry →The lethal act of showering a succulent with affection and too much tap water.
Read full entry →The desperate olfactory assessment of laundry plucked from the 'chairdrobe'.
Read full entry →The prolonged period during which a travel bag sits in the bedroom acting as a secondary wardrobe.
Read full entry →The split-second of horrific visual connection through poorly designed public toilet doors.
Read full entry →The sudden wiping of short-term memory caused by crossing a domestic threshold.
Read full entry →The sudden, searing pain of a plastic toy embedding itself in your bare heel.
Read full entry →The aerodynamic disaster of hitting the curve of a spoon with a high-pressure tap.
Read full entry →The delusion that you will one day make preserves or require twenty identical jars.
Read full entry →The terrifying and clammy attachment of wet plastic to your skin while washing.
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