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Broad classification for relationships & dating.
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The unconscious, selfish acquisition of extra head support at the expense of a loved one's neck alignment.
Read full entry →The cold flash of terror when you realize you signed off a professional email with 'Lots of love'.
Read full entry →The mandatory seizure of chips by someone who famously claimed they only wanted a salad.
Read full entry →The vague, informal ledger kept in a relationship regarding who bought the last takeaway versus who paid for the cinema.
Read full entry →The telepathic anticipation of a partner's dining needs, forged over years of eating together.
Read full entry →The nocturnal, unconscious theft of shared bedcovers, leaving the victim exposed to the elements.
Read full entry →The high-stakes game of investigating an ex's 2017 holiday album with sweaty thumbs.
Read full entry →The sudden, collective refusal of all group chat members to respond when asked for a concrete date or time.
Read full entry →The smooth but highly suspicious transition from falling over to a purposeful light run.
Read full entry →An inexplicable loss of balance on a completely level floor, usually in front of a crowd.
Read full entry →The total failure to comprehend simple physical instructions printed at eye level on a handle.
Read full entry →The painful suppression of heavy breathing to appear fit when reaching the top floor.
Read full entry →The stubborn refusal to make two trips, resulting in circulation loss to the fingers.
Read full entry →The act of passing a suspicious dairy product to a partner for a second opinion.
Read full entry →The mourning period that follows a forced interface change on a beloved app.
Read full entry →A stoic phrase capable of describing anything from barely acceptable to absolutely brilliant.
Read full entry →An expression of reluctant agreement offered after minimal actual persuasion.
Read full entry →Mentally and physically exhausted by having too many scheduled commitments.
Read full entry →Positioned next to something only until real responsibility becomes involved.
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