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The state of being utterly destroyed, incapacitated, and profoundly unwell as a direct result of heavy drinking the previous night. A condition so severe it feels entireley unrectifiable.
Read full entry →An insufferable individual who combines zero personal hygiene with an overwhelming desire to stand far too close, talk incessantly, and ruin the air quality of any room they enter.
Read full entry →The uniquely British act of seething with violent indignation while maintaining absolute silence and occasionally tutting.
Read full entry →To scribble 'Return to Sender' on a piece of mail for a former tenant who moved out five years ago, forcefully thrusting it back into the postbox in a desperate attempt to stop the endless tide of someone else's debt letters.
Read full entry →A subtle space-invader who slowly inches so close behind you in a queue that you can feel their breath on your coat, mistakenly believing that violating personal boundary space will make the queue move faster.
Read full entry →A ruthless, power-tripping cunt of a neighbour who runs a relentless, uninvited surveillance operation over the entire street, treating shared spaces like a high-security prison camp.
Read full entry →An exceptionally tall individual whose immense height is paired with bizarre, uncoordinated movements, awkward social energy, and a general lack of spatial awareness.
Read full entry →A aggressively loud individual who pathologically fabricates stories, ensuring that every lie they tell is delivered at maximum volume so nobody else can speak or question them.
Read full entry →Someone called Karen, is horrible and acts like a cunt and often can be seen acting aggressively toward service workers, neighbours, or random bystanders.
Read full entry →A term for someone who thinks they're hard at everything, shows off and acts a prick. They also take things way too seriously.
Read full entry →The furtive act of peering into a public bin to determine if it's full before approaching it with your rubbish, usually to avoid the embarrassment of having to carry it back.
Read full entry →A highly versatile, aggressive insult used to describe a profoundly annoying, incompetent, or malicious person who consistently makes a complete mess of basic situations.
Read full entry →To announce the obvious state of the weather as an opening to conversation.
Read full entry →The act of delaying a decision until after making a cup of tea.
Read full entry →To repeatedly move the same way as another person while apologising during an attempted pass.
Read full entry →An item nobody originally wanted but everybody suddenly pretends was essential once the minimum spend is reached.
Read full entry →Purchasing unnecessary food solely because spending more somehow feels cheaper than paying a delivery fee.
Read full entry →An uncomfortable few seconds spent watching the driver slowly walk towards your already open door.
Read full entry →Using 'cheers' as a greeting, farewell, acknowledgement, apology or vague conversational glue.
Read full entry →A universally accepted fallback topic capable of rescuing almost any awkward silence.
Read full entry →Restarting conversation by returning to Britain's most dependable topic.
Read full entry →A remarkably understated account of events that were, in reality, absolute chaos.
Read full entry →A polite conversational gap left solely to avoid sounding blunt.
Read full entry →A verbal alarm indicating that something deeply insulting is about to be said.
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