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Tactical ignorance of a coworker on the street to avoid making small talk before 9 AM.
Read full entry →The sudden, jarring return to normal physics when stepping off an airport travelator.
Read full entry →The aggressive, prideful kicking of dirt by a canine who has just completed their business.
Read full entry →An unexplained burst of amusement that makes strangers back away slowly.
Read full entry →The childish but completely involuntary alteration of your stride to preserve the structural integrity of the pavement.
Read full entry →The dramatic performance of extreme focus, usually involving staring intensely at a blank spreadsheet.
Read full entry →The cruel but hilarious human deception of hiding a ball behind your back.
Read full entry →In a way that creates lots of visible activity but produces no useful result.
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