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The stubborn, medically dangerous protest against energy companies, executed by sitting on the sofa looking like an Arctic explorer.
Read full entry →A cowardly, lazy act of household sabotage where the burden of rinsing and recycling plastic is passed to the next thirsty victim.
Read full entry →A frustrating digital blockade that demands £15 a month to let you read three paragraphs about a local traffic jam.
Read full entry →The naive, idiotic belief that a piece of red tape will stop a delivery driver from testing the aerodynamics of your new vase.
Read full entry →A brief, intoxicating rush of adrenaline achieved by successfully passing agricultural machinery without causing a head-on collision.
Read full entry →An arrogant, oblivious amble into active traffic by someone wearing noise-canceling headphones who believes they are immortal.
Read full entry →A synthesized, patronizing falsehood broadcast into your ear while a utility company actively refuses to hire enough staff.
Read full entry →A catastrophic application of pulling force that bypasses the plug and destroys the structural integrity of the drywall.
Read full entry →The terrifying, silent period following a vehicular crater-strike where the driver waits to hear if a wheel is about to detach.
Read full entry →The profoundly arrogant positioning of a German vehicle over a white dividing line to protect it from the peasantry.
Read full entry →The humiliating public cleanup required when local wildlife tears open a cheap bin bag, exposing your dietary habits to the street.
Read full entry →The risky, bachelor-pad olfactory test performed on discarded laundry to delay putting the washing machine on.
Read full entry →The British stoicism required to tap your card on a reader for an extortionate London beverage without openly weeping.
Read full entry →A sickeningly cliché, entirely fabricated response delivered to an HR panel to simulate being a flawless corporate drone.
Read full entry →The aggressive, deeply anti-social broadcasting of a private WhatsApp conversation to an entire carriage of innocent train passengers.
Read full entry →A deliberate, highly calculated maneuver by a pet designed to break your ankles and scald your torso.
Read full entry →The venomous, entitled deployment of a keyboard to destroy a minimum-wage worker's livelihood over a minor, perceived slight.
Read full entry →A deeply infuriating four-minute audio file consisting mostly of indicator clicks, swearing at traffic, and heavy breathing.
Read full entry →The paralyzing shame of making eye contact with a freezing cyclist who just cycled four miles to deliver you a single portion of chips.
Read full entry →The malicious canine instinct to bypass 400 square feet of easily washable laminate flooring to deposit stomach acid onto a Persian rug.
Read full entry →A shared, unspoken agreement between two people that a poor film should be abandoned before the credits.
Read full entry →Deliberately extending a journey for no practical reason, purely to prolong quality time or an unfinished conversation.
Read full entry →The mortifying realisation that a private disagreement has just been broadcast in full to an entirely unrelated household.
Read full entry →An established, mutually accepted division of car journey responsibilities based on driving skill and music taste.
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