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An unsolicited gift of a saliva-soaked tennis ball, usually delivered right as you dress for an event.
Read full entry →The paranoia that your podcast or music is secretly blasting out of your phone's main speaker on a quiet train.
Read full entry →The intense psychological distress of watching a battery icon drain to its final, fatal pixel.
Read full entry →Feigning deep interest in a display of expensive watches because a torrential downpour just started outside.
Read full entry →Slowing down from a frantic sprint into a casual stroll immediately after the bus doors close in your face.
Read full entry →The complete abdication of basic mental arithmetic to a digital device out of sheer laziness.
Read full entry →The jarring, foot-slamming realization that the staircase ended one tread earlier than your brain calculated.
Read full entry →The deployment of a positive adjective with a tone so flat it conveys deep misery.
Read full entry →The infuriating jam that permanently fuses a jacket to itself right when you need to leave the house.
Read full entry →The failure of the brain to absorb written words despite the eyes tracking them perfectly.
Read full entry →The ultimate lazy consumption method, allowing crumbs to fall directly into the drain.
Read full entry →The bizarre human reflex of muting audio to dedicate more brain power to the olfactory glands.
Read full entry →The intense rage caused by cables that inexplicably tied themselves into a sailor's knot in your pocket.
Read full entry →The canine protest involving planting all four paws firmly and refusing to get wet.
Read full entry →The phenomenon where your eyes track the words perfectly but your brain completely logs off.
Read full entry →The deeply ingrained British instinct to ask forgiveness from a table leg.
Read full entry →To unconsciously accelerate your stride to avoid seeming like a target or a creep.
Read full entry →The aerodynamic disaster of hitting the curve of a spoon with a high-pressure tap.
Read full entry →Caught unprepared outdoors because the sky looked temporarily reliable.
Read full entry →In a manner influenced more by the forecast than by actual current conditions.
Read full entry →Unable to retain information delivered during corporate meetings.
Read full entry →To leave home without a coat despite an obviously uncertain forecast.
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