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Broad classification for digital life & internet.
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The infuriating, dangerously stupid act of creating a human bottleneck at a mechanical exit point because you received a WhatsApp message.
Read full entry →The weaponization of basic grammar in an instant message to signify that the conversation is over and you hate the recipient.
Read full entry →The catastrophic wall of digital demands that instantly neutralizes any relaxation gained from taking time off work.
Read full entry →A moment of pure, homicidal tech-rage induced by a computer deliberately sabotaging you at the worst possible moment.
Read full entry →A pathetic individual who adopts a highly aggressive, macho persona online to compensate for their crippling timidity in the real world.
Read full entry →The desperate, petty pursuit of internet facts during a pub argument, driven purely by the desire to utterly humiliate a mate.
Read full entry →The gleeful, malicious injection of a highly debatable topic into a peaceful environment for the pure entertainment of watching people fight.
Read full entry →The crippling, nauseating anxiety experienced upon waking up hungover and realizing you were active on WhatsApp at 3 AM.
Read full entry →An unwarranted, non-consensual jump-scare delivered via direct message, proving the sender possesses zero social intelligence.
Read full entry →The manipulative, attention-seeking practice of writing dramatic statuses like 'Some people are just fake' and refusing to elaborate.
Read full entry →The ultimate power move of tapping 'Leave Group' in the middle of a massive argument and offering absolutely zero explanation.
Read full entry →The instantaneous, violent closure of a browser tab when a website demands your email, your ad-blocker disabled, and your soul to read a recipe.
Read full entry →A euphoric, intoxicating rush of dopamine triggered by a text message stating a friend is 'too sick' to go out tonight.
Read full entry →The heart-stopping fear that a friend will see a screenshot of their own text message from three years ago.
Read full entry →The hyper-focused, agonizingly slow data entry that inevitably results in an 'Incorrect Password' error.
Read full entry →The agonizing wait while holding your phone out for a friend, analyzing their face for the anticipated reaction.
Read full entry →A digital crutch used when actual emotional intelligence fails, usually taking the form of a praying-hands icon.
Read full entry →The instant evaporation of intent that occurs the second Google loads on a screen.
Read full entry →The insertion of unpowered earbuds into the ear canal to project an aura of total unapproachability.
Read full entry →The digital equivalent of walking away while someone is still talking, using a positive emoji as a weapon.
Read full entry →The tactical withdrawal of an unsent message out of fear it will clash with the incoming response.
Read full entry →The phenomenon of unlocking a device, being distracted by a notification, and completely forgetting your original intent.
Read full entry →The strategic dispatch of a pointless message at dawn to establish a false narrative of extreme productivity.
Read full entry →The violent punishment delivered by gravity when scrolling while lying flat on your back.
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