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Broad classification for digital life & internet.
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The agonizing inability of two British people to cleanly terminate a telephone conversation without saying farewell six times.
Read full entry →The theatrical performance of receiving a fake text message to justify turning 180 degrees in the street so strangers don't think you're lost.
Read full entry →The polite, written equivalent of tapping on a sign, translating directly to 'I already answered this, you absolute clown.'
Read full entry →The reckless, unhinged mass deletion of messages, fueled by the hope that if anything was actually important, they will email again.
Read full entry →The high-stakes art of holding perfectly still and making a weird face on a video call to simulate network failure.
Read full entry →The realization that you are trapped in a web of forgotten, impossible-to-cancel subscriptions draining your bank account.
Read full entry →A completely non-consensual software download that hides all the features you actually liked and replaces them with useless garbage.
Read full entry →The blinding fury of failing to log in three times, hitting reset, and discovering the system rejected the password you were just typing.
Read full entry →A highly toxic digital forum where local residents escalate minor disputes about fox poo and bin placement into full-blown blood feuds.
Read full entry →A cowardly software feature utilized to banish a difficult task back into the ether until tomorrow.
Read full entry →A delusion where you believe you have answered a friend, only to realize a week later you entirely ghosted them.
Read full entry →A meaningless string of text used to soften the blow of the aggressive demands that immediately follow it.
Read full entry →A corporate fabrication designed to cover up the fact that you read the message, hated it, and ignored it until guilt set in.
Read full entry →The nosy, highly entertaining act of invading a stranger's digital privacy to read their relationship drama.
Read full entry →A pathetic, groveling opening sentence used by people terrified of taking up space in a colleague's inbox.
Read full entry →The physical expulsion of a mobile device immediately after dispatching a highly vulnerable or controversial message.
Read full entry →The careless detonation of 5,000 notifications across an entire corporation by someone who does not understand how email works.
Read full entry →A cruel form of psychological torture where the promise of a lengthy, meaningful reply is abruptly dashed by a single letter.
Read full entry →A deeply embarrassing relative who uses social media exclusively to broadcast unhinged, easily disprovable garbage to everyone you know.
Read full entry →The hollow, performative posting of black squares or infographics to protect your personal brand rather than enacting actual change.
Read full entry →The sudden, chest-tightening terror experienced by millennials and Gen Z when forced to deal with an unexpected live voice call.
Read full entry →The relentless, parasocial hovering of an uninvited internet male trying to force a connection through sheer volume of notifications.
Read full entry →A catatonic, drooling condition where your attention span is reduced to three seconds and you have consumed zero meaningful information.
Read full entry →The digital art of flooding a forum or timeline with absurd, meaningless content simply to annoy people taking the internet too seriously.
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