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Broad classification for pets & animals.
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A state of profound, irrational hatred where an individual's mere existence and basic bodily functions become an unbearable provocation.
Read full entry →The hostile takeover of an innocent online discussion about baking or pets by someone obsessed with starting a culture war.
Read full entry →The blinding, physics-defying rage experienced when an inanimate object aggressively hooks your belt loop or earphone wire, usually inducing a breakdown.
Read full entry →A canine Oscar-winning performance designed to convince a second human that the first human forgot breakfast.
Read full entry →An inexplicable, demonic possession that compels a dog or cat to run parkour off the walls at 3 AM.
Read full entry →The feline assertion of dominance over a human's primary source of income by using it as a heated bed.
Read full entry →An unblinking, pathetic stare designed to mentally break a human into surrendering a piece of ham.
Read full entry →The lethal feline strategy of executing a figure-eight around the ankles of a human holding boiling soup.
Read full entry →An unsolicited gift of a saliva-soaked tennis ball, usually delivered right as you dress for an event.
Read full entry →The lethal feline tactic of figure-eighting through human shins near a steep drop.
Read full entry →The terrifying canine detection of entities, ghosts, or drafts that humans cannot perceive.
Read full entry →The state of remaining perfectly still for hours to avoid disturbing a resting feline.
Read full entry →A mandatory sacrifice of dairy products demanded by a hound the moment the refrigerator seal is broken.
Read full entry →A localized loss of vision that prevents you from locating condiments until someone else points them out.
Read full entry →The tactical deployment of a simple positive word to indicate massive, unresolved resentment.
Read full entry →The intense, unbroken gaze a canine locks onto its owner while assuming the position.
Read full entry →A cruel sleight of hand designed to send a trusting animal sprinting after absolutely nothing.
Read full entry →An Oscar-worthy display of feline agony, protesting a bowl that is technically 90% full.
Read full entry →The rapid, predatory circling of a kitchen floor by a hound seeking a dropped piece of cheese.
Read full entry →The specific time of night when a cat decides to run horizontally along the back of the sofa.
Read full entry →The frantic, groveling attempt to seek forgiveness from an animal who doesn't speak English.
Read full entry →The prideful, dirt-flinging moonwalk a canine performs to announce its dominance over a lawn.
Read full entry →A state of voluntary paralysis entered into because disturbing a slumbering animal is morally unacceptable.
Read full entry →The deeply unsettling feline habit of locking eyes with absolutely nothing for extended periods.
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