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Broad classification for pets & animals.
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An ominous, whistling intake of oxygen used by a repair person to indicate that an issue will be vastly expensive.
Read full entry →The act of securing a valuable item in a location so obscure that you effectively hide it from yourself.
Read full entry →The deliberate, slow-motion destruction of property by a feline asserting dominance.
Read full entry →The terrifying canine habit of aggressively warning off invisible entities at 2 AM.
Read full entry →The sudden, sharp pain of yanking an earbud out without clearing the cartilage.
Read full entry →The embarrassing self-inflicted injury caused by aggressively trying to get cozy.
Read full entry →The silent, unblinking psychological warfare waged by a pet wanting your dinner.
Read full entry →The momentary terror of catching movement in the corner of your eye, only to realize it's you.
Read full entry →The manipulative canine tactic of resting a heavy head on a human thigh to beg for scraps.
Read full entry →The inexplicable burst of feline energy that results in parkour off the bedroom walls in the dead of night.
Read full entry →The affectionate but agonizing process of a feline making 'biscuits' on your bare thigh.
Read full entry →The aggressive, prideful kicking of dirt by a canine who has just completed their business.
Read full entry →The baffling psychological desire to gently crush something because it is overwhelmingly adorable.
Read full entry →The immense, parental satisfaction derived from an animal actually performing a basic trick.
Read full entry →The deliberate, slow-motion destruction of property by a feline seeking attention.
Read full entry →The desperate dive to retrieve a dropped sausage before the hound intercepts it.
Read full entry →The embarrassingly high octave humans adopt exclusively for speaking to animals.
Read full entry →The canine protest involving planting all four paws firmly and refusing to get wet.
Read full entry →The paranoid repetition of the Ctrl+S shortcut out of deep-seated mistrust of technology.
Read full entry →The apathetic acceptance that an item is too far down to pick up, granting it permanent residence on the carpet.
Read full entry →Elongating the limbs to disguise a stumble or an aborted attempt to wave at someone.
Read full entry →The intense, accusatory sniffing a pet performs when you have patted a rival animal.
Read full entry →The unwavering feline belief that volume and mass are merely suggestions.
Read full entry →The legally binding vocal requirement when a canine elongates its front legs.
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