pet-politeness
The automatic application of human social norms to an animal.
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The automatic application of human social norms to an animal.
Read full entry →The unsettling feline habit of gazing intensely at a spot where nothing exists.
Read full entry →The canine practice of loudly defending the house against a leaf blowing down the street.
Read full entry →The cruel but hilarious human deception of hiding a ball behind your back.
Read full entry →The feline assertion of dominance by sleeping on the only object you are trying to use.
Read full entry →The dangerous pet habit of staying exactly one millimeter behind a human's foot.
Read full entry →The immediate mobilization of a dog when they hear a crumb hit the linoleum.
Read full entry →The perpetual relocation of unfolded clothes rather than actually putting them away.
Read full entry →Confident that a chosen queue will move fastest, usually without justification.
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